Welcome to the promise land 🌍 I'm sure that you are reading this is a result of innocent happenstance whereby you just so happened to find yourself stumbling through my account (covering your soft eyes in anarchy all the while, I'm sure) before landing upon my humble page. No matter what the reality of your arrival is, I'm pleased to inform you that you've found my official tasteful AdmireMe Account. And for that I am proud of you and or ashamed of you says the king...

Be aware that this is real and I am really me. Simply read this in my voice, be sure to give my voice in your head top some spice and you will know the truth. Anyway, enough reading because you didn't come here for that I'm sure.

All proceeds will be donated towards ruling the world with an iron fist my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. Says the king